What's green and has wheels?Grass; I lied about the wheels.What did Helen Keller say when she was pushed off a cliff?Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Bahaha! Oh man... I had to think really hard about that second one. :)
Why was the motorcycle dude smiling?Because he had bugs in his teeth!(My absolute favorite joke when I was littler)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, to whom
Wha, Wha, Whaaaaaaaa
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What's green and has wheels?
ReplyDeleteGrass; I lied about the wheels.
What did Helen Keller say when she was pushed off a cliff?
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Bahaha! Oh man... I had to think really hard about that second one. :)
DeleteWhy was the motorcycle dude smiling?
ReplyDeleteBecause he had bugs in his teeth!
(My absolute favorite joke when I was littler)
Knock, knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
DeleteTo
ReplyDeleteTo who?
DeleteNo, to whom
ReplyDeleteWha, Wha, Whaaaaaaaa
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